The Broncos May Have Just Finished with the Same Record as the Jets, but Here Are the Top 10 Reasons Why Broncos Fans Should Not Lose Hope Yet!
January 3, 2018
1. Next Season!
Sure the Broncos are not in the spot they wanted to be at this point in the season, but after my third shot of Jameson on Sunday, I realized there is always next year and we just need to wait for this one to die…slowly!
2. We Are Not the Cleveland Browns
Yesterday I was talking with my friend from Cleveland who runs a liquor store, trying to find what Vodka is the cheapest and takes away the pain the fastest. Anyways, he’s a lifelong Browns fan, and talk about MISERABLE, at least we have a few wins! Also it’s TAAKA, that’s the ideal vodka for losing seasons.
3. We Won a Super Bowl Just 2 Years Ago!
Wasn’t that fun? I mean there are some teams that never win a Super Bowl, but whenever I watch my quarterback turn it over 7 times a game I am comforted in the memory of a warmer time when Peyton Manning was under center, Demarcus Ware and Von Miller where the best defensive tandem in the league, my girlfriend hadn’t left, and Gary Kubiak was the Coach! It was awesome!
4. Von Miller
How can you not love this guy? Even on a team wasting his prime years he still finds ways to get to the QB, especially late in the game. If only we had a real QB, and a reliable run game, and a competent coaching staff maybe his pass rush would actually mean something.
5. That Defense
It’s Championship caliber. We all knew that the no fly zone was the real deal, but with Peko now on the line, and Shane Ray coming back, you have real dominate success against the run. I just hope this defense is not wasted like most people waste there rubbing alcohol on cuts instead of drinking it.
6. Von Miller
I’m having a hard time remembering things, but I think it was during our game against the Giants, you know, the winless giants. I was being escorted by security out the stadium during the fourth for peeing into my game day souvenir cup and I heard Dave Logan describe Von’s late game sack that just set the team on fire. We scored a field goal on the next position. MVP.
7. Just Cheer Up Broncos Fans!
You have a better turnover differential than the Browns (you actually don’t) and your coach’s latest motto “Just Survive” is super cool (it’s not)! You beat the Jets (a team designed to loose), you almost beat the Dolphins (no, you got blown out), and maybe you can still go to the playoffs (HAHAHAHAHA. no. you got eliminated before the Chargers and the Bucs). You are just one missing part away from being a playoff contender again (Yah that part is called a “Team”), and you are gonna get some sick QB in free agency (or draft some scrub and rebuild for the next 5 years).
8. We Beat the Jets, but Also Lost to the Giants.
Fuck me, right?!
9. I Still Have My Cat
I named him Jake after Jake Plummer.
10. The Patriots Can Go Screw Themselves
I hate the Patriots; Tom Brady is old. We are coming for you next year…
GO BRONCOS
Written by Ken McDonald
